Subway Fiasco

So, last night as I was getting off the subway, this little old lady came running up behind me a pushed me down the stairs. I hit just about every bone and joint possible on the way down and knocked down this group of little kids. Ok, so the “little old lady” was really a combination of a breeze and new really slippery tennis shoes and the “group of little kids” was really my roommate, Jaesan. Still, I’m all busted up this morning and my butt especially hurts. (And, yes, I was sober.)