Taking A Dump At Work
I’ve never really chosen to drop a load in a public facility unless it was an absolute emergency. Generally speaking, I am on a schedule where I sit on the throne for a few minutes when I get home each night. Disturbing me in the middle of this event is certainly grounds for dismissal.
Without going into detail, I do not feel my co-workers share this same routine. Can you say “courtesy flush?” For those of you who do not live by these same rules, you may find the Crappers Quarterly to be a helpful tool.
While I was looking for Crappers Quarterly, I came across a few other great finds.
Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up
The Farting Evangelist (fake, yet still amusing)
A Woman’s Guide on How to Pee Standing
May 14th, 2005 at 5:47 pm
I find this line of blogging inappropriate for the Director of Interactive Marketing at a major company.