Sam Gomez - GreenEggsAndSam.com

Karaoke should be like Showtime at the Apollo. You should get one verse before they pull you off the stage with a hook.

So other people would believe me.
I am at the grocery store, getting some carrots. I walk by a girl with spandex, too much makeup and big hair, standing in front of the beer section. I literally heard her have the following conversation with herself out loud:
Where’s the PBR? I can’t believe they don’t have PBR. [...]

For quite some time, I’ve had a theory on LinkedIn and why people use it. For those of you who don’t know about LinkedIn, think of it as a MySpace for professionals. (You can check out my profile, if you want to see how it works.)
Anyway, my theory is pretty simple. There’s a good chance [...]