There’s a guy at the subway stop near my office. He’s been there for years. I call him the Subway Socrates. He looks pretty normal, but he strolls around the platform pontificating about either 1.) current events or 2.) lesbians. When I passed him on Friday, he said, “Hillary is part of the lesbian conspiracy to control man.” I have no idea what that meant, but on an average week, he usually says at least one thing that’s so absurd that it makes me laugh out loud. That then makes me all self-conscious because I have to wonder what that says about me.
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